Naija Jokes – AKPORS DEY FOLLOW INSTRUCTION DIE!!!

Akpors’ elder brother, Rukewe, traveled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpors, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly. Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they’re doing…

RUKEWE: Akpors how una dey now, how kelly?

AKPORS: Kelly done die.

RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors you for use small small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den when I call again, u go say e break neck small but vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when I call again, u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me?

AKPORS: Yes bros no p.

RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?

AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but neighbors dey try comot am. (Phone cuts)Rukewe has been admitted in a private

hospital in London after going into coma.

8 comments for “Naija Jokes – AKPORS DEY FOLLOW INSTRUCTION DIE!!!

  1. SALAWUDEEN HARCKIM
    April 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    I DON DIE LIFE

  2. SALAWUDEEN HARCKIM
    April 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    I DON DIE 4 LIFE

  3. Rayshell
    May 9, 2015 at 6:22 pm

    Akpors u no fit kil me 4 dis lyf oooo

  4. Almuyideen femi Ahmed
    May 27, 2015 at 9:51 am

    I Love it

  5. Anonymous
    September 20, 2015 at 3:25 pm

    like dix die

  6. Anonymous
    October 4, 2015 at 9:32 pm

    akpors has broken my ribs

  7. Capyain men
    September 12, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Hdhdhd

  8. June 2, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    nna nawa 4 u again oh u 1 kill me

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