Every time people go dey piss for landlord property. He put sign for wall “Do not urinate here, by order Landlord”
Everybody Ignored the sign . Next day landlord put anoda sign “Do not urinate here, by order Police”
More urine wey pass the oda days . Landlord put new sign , “Do not urinate here, by order LAWMA”
People still dey piss for the property. So Landlord write new message ” Please Urinate here, Your urine is highle needed, by order Native Doctor”
As people approach the area and saw the sign na sa urine do about turn and na 4-40 they take run comot.
Nobody dey piss for the yard gain ..I wonder why?
Who Thief My Purse?
Akpors father was inside a bus going to his village when he suddenly realised thats his purse containing all his money was missing. Somebody had picked it from his pocket. He looked around the bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoying the ride. Thinking of what to do, within som few seconds an idea struck his mind. Making sure that everybody in the bus could hear him, he said: somebody stole my purse from my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Papa Akpors continued: I said somebody picked my purse containing my money from my pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him): stil no answer.
Papa Akpors: if the person that stole my pulse does not want what hapenned in 1994 to repeat itsef now, the person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody was looking around and at each other. Some murmuring among themselves.
Papa Akpors: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if the thief did nt return my purse.
People in the bus: now everybody were seriuos. Som asking within themselves what hapen in 1994. And even others are beginning to suspect Papa Akpors as a native doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Papa Akpors saw his purse on floor of the bus. An unknown person had thrown it there. Papa Akpors picked his purse and check his money. Then comfirming the amount to his satisfaction.
The people in the bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy know what happened in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached papa Akpors were he was sitting and asked him that he would like to know what hapen in 1994. Papa Akpors looked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in the bus like thiss and they stole my money. Na leg I take waka go house.
(like father like son! )