Naija Joke: English Exam

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me.

She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her.

We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, “What is it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you are! You are a disgrace to your manhood!

Na so I shout “Heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! I am finished!, who has eraser!!!”

Yekpa!!!

7 comments for “Naija Joke: English Exam

  1. Walentino
    October 29, 2015 at 12:39 am

    Ur own don finish…

  2. February 1, 2016 at 12:07 am

    U are good

  3. Mizchristy
    February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Na u sure pass

  4. Goodness chukwu
    March 17, 2016 at 2:04 am

    Gush zo funny always hv faith in urself

  5. Anonymous
    May 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    NA DIE U DEY O

  6. September 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    FACE YA BIZNES NEXT TIME

  7. Ke§y
    November 17, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    Very funny u for chii chon chin (c sth)

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