Naija Jokes -Pidgin English Naija Style

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1. If I hear pim.

2. You go hear ween.

3. Have they brought light?

4. The film is sweet.

5. Mummy have come.

6. Have you paid your school fees money?

7. Put the bread inside lylon

8. Oya come and be going.

9. I kukuma no get your time.

10. I go break ur head

11. Take this money hold body

12. Una dey fall my hand

13. Omo, i don hammer

14. You too dey fuck up

15. Na dis man get mouth pass

16. Yawa don burst

17. Garri sweet die

18. See as hin just dey form like ajebutter

If you be correct naija pikin you can add your own for this list.

Oya Lets Goooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

Respect

OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying ‘Good Morning Sir’ to the mirror?

AKPOS: Last nite,

Ekaette told me to respect myself

18 comments for “Naija Jokes -Pidgin English Naija Style

  1. Razzite
    July 25, 2015 at 12:40 am

    (when feeding a child and you are giving him/her the last spoon) pam pam pam, pam

  2. ayo
    December 11, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Let me add my own
    My head is paining me oh(instead of i have headache)

  3. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Mine: What is strong with you na

  4. kamzy
    February 27, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    wetin dy worry Una

  5. Funkido
    April 7, 2016 at 1:00 am

    Na only u waka come?

  6. flexy
    August 30, 2016 at 10:17 am

    i go tell my mummy

  7. Skai
    September 5, 2016 at 2:01 am

    U r father ther

  8. Anonymous
    October 18, 2016 at 11:25 am

    My body is doing me somehow somehow

  9. Myrrh
    October 18, 2016 at 11:26 am

    My body is doing me somehow somehow

  10. cystal rose
    October 24, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    no chop that money oo

  11. KelCiy
    November 24, 2016 at 9:19 am

    I jst dey like Dele

  12. gbemisola
    February 23, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    what is your concern
    who say you should put your mouth

  13. March 4, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    My Tummy De Roast Me

  14. Anonymous
    March 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Una don brush teeth

  15. Baba
    March 27, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    1. Oya na.
    2. You nko
    3. So so lai lai u go dey lai
    4. Amebo go kill u
    5. Na sooo
    6. i see u e tee
    7. Which one u dey
    8. Abeg cooleee
    9. Mummy o dede
    10. Na u sabi
    11. Waka waka
    12. Shakara

  16. May 30, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Who Dat Beat U?

  17. Star boy
    July 1, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    HE DON tay weh yach day for back

  18. Wizlad uzochukwu
    July 13, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    my body de samperewa me small small

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