1-The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2-Na so so two sims dey inside
3-The phone has a tv, microwave, nail cutter, separate speakers, toothbrush, lighter , all inside
5-Your text messages can be written with toothpick
6-There is some spelling mistakes e.g,Nokla,SamVang, Darkberry, iporn
7-You dey inside club dey buble and you can still hear the caller.
Excuse Me dance
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful.
Pappisco walked straight to the ugly girl.
Pappisco: Wanna dance?
Girl: Yes (so excited)
Boy: Okay, go and dance there, I wanna talk to ur friend….(bad guy!)
Where two or three are gathered
Where 2 or 3 Yoruba people are gathered IJEBU GARRI must be there,
Where 2 or 3 Isoko people are gathered OGOGORO must be there,
Where 2 or 3 Hausa men are gathered GORO must be there,
Where 2 or 3 Calabar people are gathered DOG MEAT must be there
where 2 or 3 fulani people are gathered, MANSHANU must be there
Then where 2 or 3 Igbo men are gathered what must be there??? ….MONEY!!! 🙂