A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:
Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?
Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist?
Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!
Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.
Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you!
Today’s lesson at school is Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ”
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO