Naija Jokes : IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo

1. Thank God for a brown new day!

2. My god is upsome!

3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)

4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t it!!??)

5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer ni?)

6. May your name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi with dagger?)

9. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)

10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!

(GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)

11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!)

12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away (na you kill am abi?)

13. I am not priding pls

14. Lord let ur wheel be done…(God’ wheelbarrow spoil b4?)

Laff go kill me for here ooo Chei

 

Sowing and reaping naija style :

Fada, I Laf @ the devil throway my blackberry inside offering box make God replace am with Range Rover sport. Amin!

5 comments for “Naija Jokes : IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo

  1. Anonymous
    September 18, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Funny funny funny

  2. umar
    November 6, 2015 at 7:56 am

    My own experience with ibadan babes when I was in poly ibadan, my girlfriend was trying to say hey friend is shy: she said “her eye is pushing her “

  3. April 9, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    my belle wan bust

  4. floxylekkist
    May 29, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    lwkmd

  5. MAIN
    June 2, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    MA.LO.

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