I dey find My wife

Akpos enters a church n finds the priest.

Priest: How may I help you son?

Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area

Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned

Priest: What are your sins my son?

Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister.

Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess

Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin

Priest: You know that is wrong my son

Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone…

Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague

Akpos: Yes father

Then there was total silence after that.

Akpos: Father?

Akpos: Fatherrr?

Still no reply

Akpos: Father are you dia??

Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.

Akpos: Why are you hiding father?

Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one here and you came looking for your wife.

20 comments for “I dey find My wife

  1. agubama ngozi
    May 13, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    your gift is a blessing to mankind. laugh and forget ur sorrow. keep it uo the Lord will continue to fill your heart with joy as u make others happy through ur jokes.

  2. Anonymous
    March 30, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    Good one

  3. emmah Tumaini
    May 12, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    Hahahaahe thought akpks might slip wit him. Hahaha

  4. Anonymous
    July 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    Comment *LWKMD

  5. mr.laa
    August 13, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    i hate such jokes

  6. favour
    August 24, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    Na so na

  7. Ezra
    September 1, 2015 at 2:13 pm


  8. Philbert
    September 21, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Akpos too gud

  9. Vickie
    November 13, 2015 at 11:15 pm


  10. Sulaija
    February 1, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    dat is wat we want

  11. Nerry
    February 21, 2016 at 12:24 am

    Guy u no go kill me

  12. Anonymous
    March 20, 2016 at 11:15 am

    nice one,God bless u.

  13. lexo78
    April 2, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Hmmm Priest Dey Fear ooo cos he no wan become victim

  14. Anonymous
    April 12, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Hahaha ok since he was alone he tot akpos will sleep wit him.. Crazy jokes like it

  15. Anonymous
    April 19, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Nice one dia

  16. Jey
    April 28, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    lolz… funny

  17. December 29, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Guy U Be Idiot

  18. VIVI
    July 28, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Haaahaa akpos i dey gbadu u,carry go i dey ur bk

  19. Anonymous
    January 24, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Waooo, where u de get this jokes from

  20. Anonymous
    March 22, 2018 at 11:20 am

    nice one

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