NOTHING WEY AKPORS KNOW!
TEACHER: Class.. What is 5 + 3?..
AMBALI: The answer is 8..
AKPORS: Shuoooo!!, Dem don change am?, No be 4 + 4 be 8 ??
Akpors enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar.
He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid.
At the door he was arrested and locked up.
During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar?
“I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said:
SUGAR FREE! You think I am silly or what?”
AKPORS IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS
Teacher: What is the surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from the death?
Teacher: Why did you say?
Akpors: Read your bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname
Akpors: He called with a loud voice saying “LAZARUS COMFORT”
Akpors: Honey, I have a problem at work.
Ekaette: Point of correction, never say “I” but “WE”. We are one now, your problem is my problem.
Akpors: Ok honey, our secretary is pregnant for us.