Dem Don Change Am? LWKMD!

NOTHING WEY AKPORS KNOW!

TEACHER: Class.. What is 5 + 3?..

AMBALI: The answer is 8..

AKPORS: Shuoooo!!, Dem don change am?, No be 4 + 4 be 8 ??

 

Sugar FREE

Akpors enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar.

 

He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid.

 

At the door he was arrested and locked up.

 

During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar?

 

He replied,

 

“I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said:

SUGAR FREE! You think I am silly or what?”

 

AKPORS IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS

Teacher: What is the surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from the death?

Akpors: COMFORT

Teacher: Why did you say?

Akpors: Read your bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname

Teacher: How?

Akpors: He called with a loud voice saying “LAZARUS COMFORT”

 

A conversation
Akpors: Honey, I have a problem at work.

Ekaette: Point of correction, never say “I” but “WE”. We are one now, your problem is my problem.

Akpors: Ok honey, our secretary is pregnant for us.

7 comments for “Dem Don Change Am? LWKMD!

  1. vicky
    April 16, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    jst cant stop laughing

  2. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Akpos my mood brightener.

  3. Anonymous
    April 1, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    haha…

  4. jibson
    August 28, 2016 at 2:52 am

    big problm

  5. chidera alisichukwu
    May 7, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    akpor can make some one lol

  6. Anonymous
    September 18, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    Haha

  7. Anonymous
    September 18, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Haha. I understand , maths no easy

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