Category: Naija Jokes

Who Do you Love?

Dad ask akpors: who do u love more, Mum or Dad? Akpors – Both. Dad – ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go? Akpors – Paris Dad -that means u like…

How To Know Say You Get Chinese Phone

1-The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging 2-Na so so two sims dey inside 3-The phone has a tv, microwave, nail cutter, separate speakers, toothbrush, lighter , all inside 5-Your text messages can be written with  toothpick 6-There…

Akpors Don Upgrade O

EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another lady’s perfume? AKPORS: That querry is rather rhetorical.. However I detest what you are insinuating. EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me? AKPORS: I haven’t breached our matrimonial vows. Just shared a lift with…

Dem Don Change Am? LWKMD!

NOTHING WEY AKPORS KNOW! TEACHER: Class.. What is 5 + 3?.. AMBALI: The answer is 8.. AKPORS: Shuoooo!!, Dem don change am?, No be 4 + 4 be 8 ??   Sugar FREE Akpors enters Supermarket to buy himself orange…

What Do You Think??

What Do You Think?? i am very suprised he has delete me from his BB, even if I call him , he does nt pick, he even delete me from his facebook and twitter. Just bcos I gave him this…

Short Jokes – Naija Tori

Donatus: My Girlfriend Birthday na tomorrow, how I fit take Surprise am.. Akpos: Introduce her to your Wife!   Janet asked her boyfriend ” how much do you love me ? Johnbull : I love you so much, can’t measure…….…

Naija Jokes -Rejoice With Me

Pls friends o , my naija people and friends of nigeria REJOICE witht me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Finally…I f0und mia S0UL MATE………d stupid haircream was under mia bed!   Happy Bad-Day!! Akpos: Happy Birthday Sweetie Girl: Thanks so much baby…So what’s my…

Naija Jokes- I sabi Chop Corn

naija jokes

Oga bricklayer, Okitiku go night school … Teacher:Who can make a sentence with “fire”. Okitiku- The fire is burning. Teacher: That’s good, But make a long sentence? Okitiku – The fire is burning oooooooooo.   Who can calculate the number…