Category: Naija Jokes

Naija Story- Learn Chinese In 2 minutes

1) That’s not right ……………………Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………. Hu Yu  Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP……………………..?…..Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man………………………?……..Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse…………………….?…….. Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the…

Naija Story- My School Bag

My School Bag A plane wan 2 crash and dia wia only 4 parachutes meanwhile dia wia 5 people on d plane. Di first was messi and he said “i’m d best footballer,i cant die now” so im take one  and…

Naija Story- Weekend Laughs!

naija funny

My Cheque Book Ebenezer Anangfio lost his cheque  booklet and went to the bank two days  after to report it. Bank manager: I warned you to be  careful with your cheque book Mr  Anangfio, because anyone can forge your signature.…

Naija Story- Confession LWKMD

naija confession

Man: Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just  confess what exactly you did and it shall br well. God Almighty will forgive you. Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female…

Naija Story -Mr. Elizabeth

nigerian jokes

One assassin burst enta a couples’ bedroom as dem dey nack sleep in the middle of a night. He said to them, “I be  assassin & I dey here to kill u both but before I kill anyone, I wan ask for ya …