Naija Jokes

Apoks thief fridge O

Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big  refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon  looking at you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed i order you to take…

Coincidence ?

Did you know ? 1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH. 2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.… 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7…

Akpos No wan Die

Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house.  Akpos wanted to run away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like…

I dey find My wife

Akpos enters a church n finds the priest. Priest: How may I help you son? Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I…

Akpos and Bad News :LWKMD

Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how they’re doing… TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? how’s mom…

Nigerian Police : LOL!

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer policeman : where is your permit driver: hands in permit policeman : do you have extinguisher. driver : yes its there ….…

Wahala Gidi

Wahala Gidi Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is bomboy a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and…

Naija News : Nigeria My Beloved Country

NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY. • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen…

Naija Jokes- Slap Galour

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the…

Naija Joke: English Exam

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She…

Naija Jokes Mr M. P

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly! AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your father’s name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean? AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your native…