Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to  be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

Girl: But I’m busy, I’m still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

Girl: But why me? Thereare a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”

Girl: But I’m not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you.”

7 comments for “BIBLICAL TOASTING! :Naija Style

  1. Anonymous
    October 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

    Pastor luv

  2. November 30, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    I can see somethig is wrong with him.biblical love

  3. Anonymous
    January 22, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    na u know biblic lovin way

  4. November 4, 2017 at 8:59 pm


  5. February 14, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Pastoral Lover

  6. Anonymous
    February 26, 2018 at 4:58 am

    preach on preacher

  7. JIDE
    February 28, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Pastooooor lov

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