Author: uncommonj

Naija Jokes Mr M. P

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly! AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your father’s name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean? AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your native…

Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?

See Chat oo Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you? Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52,…

Naija Jokes :Blender Runs

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.   Another day   HUSBAND: My wife where are…

Aboki GO Slap Person O! LWKMD!

Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: Johnbull: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in…

Naija jokes : Na Who Sharp Pass

An American (Larry),an English man (Charles),and a Nigerian (Akpors) were on a ship,Suddenly the Devil appeared & said, “Drop anything in the sea,if I find it I will eat u,If I can’t,I will be ur slave!” The American dropped a…

Naija Jokes : Your Money Or Your Life

Johnbull was drag to church for deliverance, due to his crazy life style by his wife.. On their way home, they were attack by armed robbers. Robber: hey your money or your life Johnbull(silent)…Wife(crying) ‘The robber asked again.”Give us ur…