Author: uncommonj

Naija News Tuesday, April 15, 2014

National News 71 feared killed, 124 injured in Abuja terrorist bombing • Govt calls for blood donations • Sets up help desk for victims’ families in hospitals • Mark condemns incident, shelves Ibadan trip THERE may be no end in…

Naija News Monday, April 14, 2014

National News Another 98 Killed in Attacks on Borno Suspected members of the outlawed Boko Haram sect invaded three villages, Ngoshe, Kaigamari and Anchaka in Gwoza, Konduga and Bama Local Government Areas in Borno State at the weekend, killing about…

Naija News Tuesday, April 8, 2014

National News FG okays merger of NCAA, NAMA, FCAA, others • Retains NECO, JAMB, NTA, FRCN, VON, EFCC, ICPC, CCB THE Federal Government yesterday rejected recommendations for merger and outright scrapping of some government agencies by the Presidential Committee on…

Naija National News Monday, April 7, 2014

National News Monday, April 7, 2014 APC Calls for Probe of NNPC’s Crude Oil Swaps The All Progressives Congress (APC) has asked the National Assembly committees probing the non-remittance of oil revenue by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) to…

Naija News Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Naija National News 1. 37 APC Lawmakers Defiant, Appeal Court Judgment • Accuse judge of meddling in internal affairs of the legislature • APC: Ruling meant to cause mischief The All Progressives Congress (APC) and its 37 House of Representatives…

Niaja News Tuesday, April 1, 2014

National News Court asks 37 defecting PDP lawmakers to resign • Voids planned House leadership change IN a landmark verdict, the Federal High Court, Abuja Division, Monday declared that the 37 members of the House of Representatives who defected from…

Akpos No wan Die

Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house.  Akpos wanted to run away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like…

I dey find My wife

Akpos enters a church n finds the priest. Priest: How may I help you son? Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I…

Akpos and Bad News :LWKMD

Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how they’re doing… TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? how’s mom…

Nigerian Police : LOL!

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer policeman : where is your permit driver: hands in permit policeman : do you have extinguisher. driver : yes its there ….…

Wahala Gidi

Wahala Gidi Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is bomboy a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and…

Naija Joke: English Exam

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She…