Apoks thief fridge O

Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big  refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon  looking at you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed i order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be
your compensation”. Akpos thanked the Judge and with joy he jumped down from his hand bicycle. He crawled and took the refrigrator by the back going home. After he crawled about ten metres, the Judge said, “you have successfully shown us that you are indeed a thief. Now you are jailed for two years imprisonment with hard labour.

Naija Chuch

It’s only in Assemblies of God church that you will see the pastor be like

“God shall promote you in your offices ” (everybody will shout Amen)

” All you politicians will win your elections “(everybody will go and give offering)

” All you gals will marry oil company workers” (every gal will shout ride on sir we hear you)

Then the pastor will be like “All this things will happen only if you pay your tithe, when you stop stealing public funds and when you stop fornication in Jesus name.. Lwkmd u won’t even hear Amen and even the politicians that wanted to give a 10 million naira offering via cheque will kokoma change it to 10,000 naira Hahahahaha Hahahahaha.. Na my church and I know how e de be.. Killing sinners joy..

25 comments for “Apoks thief fridge O

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  2. May 6, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    You are right jare but the truth is bitter

  3. May 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    waaaaaoooow! u dis akpors 2 dey hilarious

  4. ilado
    May 22, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    listened in today from kenya,i love the music

  5. Mohammed alata
    July 13, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    Comment *god dey

  6. Samuel
    July 20, 2015 at 8:24 pm

    Comment *dat is true

  7. soonice
    August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    Comment *well if all judges in naija could be soo wise but its nice…………

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  9. precious okechukwu
    September 2, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    na im oooooh

  10. salt
    September 12, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Not all naija is a sinner as u say.

  11. Anonymous
    October 28, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    U’re Preety Hilarious

  12. msayyeed
    December 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    That’s true oooo

  13. Sulaija
    February 1, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    akpos b baba!!

  14. March 2, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Ag 4 lyf o.., na im sure pass.., lmao

  15. Chichi
    April 10, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    Kekeke funny joke
    Don dey reign jare

  16. JOEL
    May 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    DONT USE NAME OF CHURCH PLS

  17. kingbuka
    June 15, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    Hahaha no be small thing o

  18. ALLEN
    June 28, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    PLS DONT SPOIL PASTOR NAME

  19. BOBSTAR
    July 23, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    OMO ARPOS DEY TRY OOO I HALE U

  20. Emmanuel Diana
    September 7, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Our comedians are hot

  21. September 12, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    hahaaha nawa this akpos ehn

  22. February 12, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    So funny

  23. March 27, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    lolzz……

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