America NO PASS Naija JOOR!!!

 Everything they get we get am too;

They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli.

They get T. pain, we get T.maya.

They get T.I, we get M.I.

They get 2-pac, we get 2- face.

They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage.

They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G.

They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY!

They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid.

They get Hollywood,we get nollywood

They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village.

They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs.

They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi.

They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach.

They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie.

They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of Aba.

They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu,

They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,

They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu.

They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram abi na lieeeeee?????

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100 comments for “America NO PASS Naija JOOR!!!

  1. ogbu James
    April 2, 2015 at 1:50 am

    Comment *that one na comfamento

  2. Anonymous
    April 7, 2015 at 1:40 am

    IT’S AMAZING SHAA.

  3. Anonymous
    April 11, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    Comment * na so oooooo

  4. Sarwa Haidar
    April 14, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    Wow am impress

  5. Anonymous
    April 16, 2015 at 11:04 am

    Comment *na true u no lie

  6. Anonymous
    April 20, 2015 at 4:51 am

    Comment *u guyz are good

  7. Anonymous
    April 22, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Comment *nahhhhh true jorrrhhhh

  8. Kcee3347
    April 25, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    Nah soooo

  9. Nelson daniel
    May 4, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    No be lie

  10. Anonymous
    May 7, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Comment *dem no pass us

  11. christobella
    May 9, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Una try ooo.e dey funi

  12. omawumibaby
    May 15, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Comment *nah sooooo

  13. Anonymous
    May 23, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    na de way forward

  14. Anonymous
    June 5, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    U 2 gud

  15. gyuu
    June 6, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    Mr bin is not American

  16. Anonymous
    June 10, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    For real………..

  17. ytbmaestro
    June 18, 2015 at 12:16 am

    xo wonderful

  18. Anonymous
    July 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    Comment *na. sooooooo nobI lie

  19. okarchi
    July 6, 2015 at 6:00 am

    Dis na true talk o, omo no b lie o!

  20. Nwoke David udoka
    July 6, 2015 at 10:27 am

    this one make sense laugh whan kill me but check this one titled mtn wahala

  21. Anonymous
    July 8, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    I LIKE THAT

  22. Anonymous
    July 10, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Comment *u na too much

  23. Anonymous
    July 12, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Comment *Na so

  24. Anonymous
    July 16, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    Comment *no be lie ooooo

  25. mercy
    July 16, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    wow! Akpos is the prince of jokes

  26. Anonymous
    July 19, 2015 at 9:09 am

    Comment *you good. She

  27. Anonymous
    July 22, 2015 at 9:29 am

    Comment *ona too much no doubt

  28. Anonymous
    July 22, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    Comment *oboi this joke make sence

  29. Ismaila
    July 23, 2015 at 7:57 am

    Comment interesting

  30. d law
    July 23, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    no bii lie naija dey try

  31. July 31, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Comment *na true talk

  32. Anonymous
    August 1, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Comment *u no de lie my bros. Na truth

  33. Anonymous
    August 4, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    4 sure na

  34. O'jay
    August 5, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    Th
    umbs up

  35. soonice
    August 5, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    Comment * america pass us in soo many ways like in terms of education but shaa no be lie oooooooo………..we dey try too

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  37. Sunday tonicastro
    August 9, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    My guy u are very funny

  38. JAPHETH
    August 10, 2015 at 7:02 am

    Comment *THEM GET WORLD SMALLEST BOMB WATIN WE GET

  39. August 20, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    U TOO FUNNY,KEEP IT UP

  40. vic
    August 21, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    cool

  41. precious okechukwu
    September 2, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    omo u no lie jo

  42. law cool
    September 5, 2015 at 9:06 am

    GBAM

  43. Anonymous
    September 8, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    We Get Am Oooo Na Soooo Jare

  44. effissy
    September 11, 2015 at 11:52 am

    #I luv dat oo

  45. Anonymous
    September 11, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    fuck dem sorry dae get tyger we get patorankiii na sooo

  46. ADAOWERRI
    September 21, 2015 at 11:59 am

    dat na beta tok for real

  47. favour chiamaka
    October 5, 2015 at 4:42 am

    Dem No fit pass us

  48. Anonymous
    October 17, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Na soooo

  49. Anonymous
    October 17, 2015 at 11:44 am

    Na true

  50. Marvy
    October 29, 2015 at 10:08 am

    Nah true

  51. tunde
    October 29, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    Interesting

  52. chris weezy
    October 31, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    guy ur 2 much

  53. Anonymous
    November 1, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    Na True On Be Lie

  54. Abaukaka
    November 15, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    Nice one there

  55. Anonymous
    November 17, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    all dis tins na lie. Imagine, can u compare beyonce wit tiwa savage. So dem stil pass us, no doubt.

  56. Anonymous
    November 17, 2015 at 8:57 pm

    Dat is awesome,u no lie at all

  57. Anonymous
    November 18, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    No them pass us small

  58. Anonymous
    November 18, 2015 at 10:47 pm

    No them pass us small naija no dey act blue film naa

  59. Anonymous
    November 19, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    They get Nicki Minaj, we get Cintia Morgan

  60. zyla
    December 8, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    u fit kill person withlafta

  61. Anonymous
    December 8, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    na sooooo

  62. iheanyi
    December 11, 2015 at 4:29 am

    Na sooooooooooooo

  63. Glovato
    December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Yes o

  64. Anonymous
    December 20, 2015 at 10:11 am

    we get millitant and america kno get

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  66. peace
    January 8, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    na true you talk

  67. Anonymous
    January 10, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    am so impress

  68. Swaggkid.
    January 24, 2016 at 7:58 am

    na true

  69. Merit
    January 31, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Taaaaaa den no fit pass niger

  70. Omoh
    February 1, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Na waooo

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  72. chima
    February 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Wonderful joke

  73. Aniesco Essien
    April 9, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Name true talk Oo

  74. Fredonald
    April 10, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    Am proud to be a Nigerian.

  75. Mhixcypher
    May 14, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    My guy no be lie. Me fancy the joke.

  76. Ibrahim
    May 18, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Yes it is true

  77. May 19, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    U guys are good

  78. S.T-mary
    May 31, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    That’s amazing i love it TOO

  79. Anonymous
    June 7, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    Na so…

  80. Emmy
    June 10, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Na Tru ooo. ybnp 4 life

  81. L B
    June 14, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    them no pass us because them get street light and we get motor when they show us light for street

  82. June 16, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Nice one,no be lie.

  83. Admirable
    June 17, 2016 at 9:56 am

    Na So Dem Get Rihanna We Get Di’ja

  84. Amajoy
    June 21, 2016 at 8:02 am

    RUBBISH JOKE!! NOT FUNNY. (I REGRET CLICKING THIS)

  85. emmie
    June 29, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    true talk

  86. June 30, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    gbam

  87. Anonymous
    July 8, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    you talk true

  88. August 6, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Nice arrengment guy.

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  90. September 6, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    una good

  91. OMO
    September 12, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    Naija no wan hear o we just 2 banski,America go fear now.

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  93. October 22, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    We dey try. Naija for life

  94. December 6, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    ooooooooo…. I laugh joooor
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  95. December 27, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    U Want Kill Person Wit Laugh

  96. Micheal
    January 29, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    ha! ha!! ha!!! ha!!!! dis one correct well well

  97. YUNUSA
    March 9, 2017 at 12:07 am

    ANYWAN WEYDESEYRUBBISH ONDISJOKEISA ANIMAL EAZY

  98. March 11, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    good una try

  99. Benjamin (Drays B)
    April 17, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Nice one because the Americans get physical bullet proof, Naija get spiritual BULLET PROOF, prove that wrong na! Too gbanski!

  100. YOUNG JIZZY
    May 4, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    NO B LIE

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