Akpos No wan Die

Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house.  Akpos wanted to run away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like an image. The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpos’ friend Ofego and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur house, but you don’t have any money. Infact i’m going to destroy dis image.  sets his gun, points at the image(Akpos) and was about to shoot.*

Akpos: (screamed out!) Please dont shoot, I am d image of God.

Armed Robber: So here you are, I have been praying to you to give me job but you don’t want to answer my prayer. Today, since i have d opportunity of seeing you, i will not let u escape. When you get to hell, explain to them why u did not want to give me a job.

*about to shoot*

Akpos: (screamed out again!) Please, please, I am d image of Akpos. I don’t want to die!.

28 comments for “Akpos No wan Die

  1. Name *
    April 30, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    Oga akpos i like bros u2dey make 4get my badfelling anytime i read ur joke

  2. Anonymous
    April 30, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    Bros u2much u hav a great talent our what u are doing is nt for uholy. is4all pple in Badmood?

  3. Ime
    May 2, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Bros you have made my day!

  4. scholastica igboanugo
    May 6, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Bros u are 2mch kip it up

  5. Name *sylver zone
    May 17, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    Wonderment bobo eh.. u gr8 o na talent shaa i luv ur ways in it gbosaaaaa..3x haha..

  6. fortunate noble
    July 5, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Brow u hv a gud talent

  7. ajimiroyal11@gmail.com
    December 12, 2014 at 10:26 am

    nice one, u too much

  8. Anonymous
    February 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    Guy Akpos di egwu

  9. Anonymous
    April 22, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    Very creative!

  10. April 27, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Comment *tank

  11. Anonymous
    July 20, 2015 at 8:35 pm

    Comment *boooooooo, boring

  12. Anonymous
    September 15, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    Guy u to much

  13. Anonymous
    October 12, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    Nobody wan die na o

  14. March 13, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I enjoyed it.

  15. alex
    April 2, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    i luv dis bro

  16. lexo78
    April 2, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    u 2 much ooo

  17. williams
    April 13, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Thank u for making me feel happy….is so funny

  18. Anonymous
    July 29, 2016 at 9:03 am


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  20. OMO
    September 11, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    u try 4 dis one but i no laf sha

  21. OMO
    September 11, 2016 at 6:24 pm


  22. February 12, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Funny thing

  23. March 27, 2017 at 10:12 pm


  24. sam
    May 29, 2017 at 6:45 pm
    June 2, 2017 at 9:27 pm


  26. June 25, 2017 at 6:15 am

    U are so funny i luv it

  27. August 8, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    I Feel Like Fainting, Mke Una Shift Make I Faint

  28. Akeju Segun
    January 16, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    I love it, would like to talk business with u, message me on akejusegun849@gmail.com.

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