Aboki GO Slap Person O! LWKMD!

Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them:

Johnbull: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes

Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between

ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )

Johnbull: You get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

Johnbull: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

Johnbull: You get sardine for inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.

Johnbull: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic’ ll make a lot of money 2day, God don butter my life)

Johnbull: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

Johnbull: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!


4 comments for “Aboki GO Slap Person O! LWKMD!

  1. badoo
    August 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    hahahahaha hey my God

  2. dragoneel
    March 11, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    gud one bro

  3. June 2, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    nna u 1 kill an wah ooooo

  4. sammy
    January 25, 2018 at 10:15 am

    if na me i go kill am

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