Month: May 2013

Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?

See Chat oo Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you? Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52,…

Naija Jokes :Blender Runs

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.   Another day   HUSBAND: My wife where are…

Aboki GO Slap Person O! LWKMD!

Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: Johnbull: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in…