Month: February 2013

Naija Jokes: Guilty Concience

A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello.”  He is rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, “Do you know me?”  To…

Naija Joke- Urinate Here!

Every time people go dey piss for landlord property. He put sign for wall “Do not urinate here, by order Landlord” Everybody Ignored the sign . Next day landlord put anoda sign “Do not urinate here, by order Police” More…

Who Do you Love?

Dad ask akpors: who do u love more, Mum or Dad? Akpors – Both. Dad – ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go? Akpors – Paris Dad -that means u like…

How To Know Say You Get Chinese Phone

1-The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging 2-Na so so two sims dey inside 3-The phone has a tv, microwave, nail cutter, separate speakers, toothbrush, lighter , all inside 5-Your text messages can be written with  toothpick 6-There…