Month: October 2012

Naija Joke- Hurricane Abimbola

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My naija people, Imagine say a ‘Hurricane Abimbola’ is heading for Ekiti State in 3 weeks.. First and foremost; 1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy d hurricane. 2. Ekiti State Governor will hold a press conference advising the people of…

Naija Jokes- Weekend Laughs

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Weekend Don Land For Naija ! Enjoy !   Teacher: “Construct a sentence using ‘Beans’”.   Musa: “My sista cooked beans for supper last night.”   Tindo: “I had soup with beans for breakfast & lunch.”   emeka: I love…

Naija Jokes- Akpos & Teacher!

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For one school wey dey naija.. Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?.. Akpos: Adamu.  Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What will you do? Akpos: i will stop assuming…..  …

Naija Jokes- Food For Thought

Make we give free naija advice! -The moment a gurl suddenly updates your name on her pm, she uses your pix as her display picture , she even dey kiss you via bbm, bros RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Her BIS wan expire…taxing mode…

Naija Jokes- Nostalgia

 Naija of Old I miss you oo! I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? D days…

Naija Jokes- Bulletproof Jeep

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    Mallam Zubir bought a #20 million bullet proof jeep.  He travelled from Abuja to kano and he was acosted by armed robber.  They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off.  Mallam rained abuses on…

Naija Jokes- Akpos view on Sx

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A man and his wife were arguing over sex. Man: Sex is work! Wife: Sex is pleasure! Man: I don’t blame you, you don’t know what men are passing through. Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure whether…

Naija Jokes- Naija Education LOL!

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Mary and Gloria after an English exam. Mary: How was your paper Gloria? Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote…