Akpos no dey carry Last Akpos :- Papa, See my result, Na me carry 3rd. Papa Akpos :- Hahahaha, Akpos Akpos! Na now I know say na me born you. Akpos :- Shey I tell you na. All those time…
Month: August 2012
Naija Joke- Akpos Don Come Again O!
A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life…
Naija Joke- The Nigerian Senator
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Nigerian Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle…
Naija Jokes- Nigerian Hell, LWKMD!
Man died and went to hell, there he finds that there are different hells for each country, he decides to go round and choose the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German Hell and ask,…
Naija Jokes- Sunday School
Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir,…
Naija Jokes- Make I Follow Oyibo
E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop for wuse. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decide to…
Naija Jokes- Question Tags
Teacher: Today, We are talking about “Question Tags”. Examples; She is Coming, isn’t she?. They have eaten, haven’t they?. Teacher: Who can give another Example?. Jonso: we are goin to chop the yam today, Chopn’t we? Teacher: What kind of…
International News: Mumu Robs Fast Food Shop Where He works; Everybody Recognised Him
I no dey support thief but men, if person wan thief make sure say you get some game plan lay down, get away car go dey, better disguise etc. Zackary Dexter Pace, 24, from Pinson who dey work for Jacks…
Naija News- GEJ Racist Comment In Trinidad & Tobago
Naija Presido Goodluck Johnathan don come under a fierce attack due to his recent comment in Trinidad and Tobago and he was quoted saying ” “Emancipation struggle is necessary so that one day the black man will…
Naija Gospel- Dont Try God, He Is Not Mocked! Must READ!
Here are some men and women who mocked God : John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: ‘Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I…
Olympic News- Niger Man Rowing In Reverse
Niger rower Hamadou Djibo Issaka don get nick name from British rowing fans “Issaka the Otter” di bobo no just come last, e come last after 2minutes wey di winner finish. Di winner come out , prepare amala…
Olympic News- Basket Ball Massacar By USA
My oh my, dis USA basket ball team take naija do yeye last night, yekpa! We all know say na USA invent and get di game so I no tink anybody tink say naija go win but di win na…
Naija Jokes- They Lied
Naija Jokes- Dis Indian Girl Again!!
Gate crasher intergalactic! Hello people, I get liver oo see me see Queen Lizzy! Her waka waka no start today, even for time imemorial wey Neru dey give speech
Naija Jokes- Dear Salary
Omo, see bag of garri, dis one resemble imported ! Oga yellow fever, na our N20 full ya belle so?