Month: August 2012

Naija Jokes: I carry 3rd

Akpos no dey carry Last Akpos :- Papa, See my result, Na me carry 3rd. Papa Akpos :- Hahahaha, Akpos Akpos! Na now I know say na me born you. Akpos :- Shey I tell you na. All those time…

Naija Joke- The Nigerian Senator

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Nigerian Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle…

Naija Jokes- Sunday School

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Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir,…

Naija Jokes- Make I Follow Oyibo

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E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop for wuse. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decide to…

Naija Jokes- Question Tags

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Teacher: Today, We are talking about “Question Tags”. Examples; She is Coming, isn’t she?. They have eaten, haven’t they?. Teacher: Who can give another Example?. Jonso: we are goin to chop the yam today, Chopn’t we? Teacher: What kind of…