NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY. • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen…
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Naija Jokes- Slap Galour
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the…
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Naija Jokes: Poem Battle Who WIn? LWKMD!
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created…
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Naija Joke: English Exam
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She…
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Na Who Shit For Hia?? LOL
Mama no too happy .!!
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Australias Oga At The TOp Video LWKMD
Make una help me see ..no be only naija get oga at the top wahala
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Naija Jokes Mr M. P
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly! AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your father’s name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean? AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your native…
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BIBLICAL TOASTING! :Naija Style
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”…
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Naija Jokes : Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they…
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Naija Jokes : IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo
1. Thank God for a brown new day! 2. My god is upsome! 3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday) 4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t it!!??) 5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer…
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Naija Jokes : Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders!
Lolz e Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! (1) “we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria” …Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) “you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca…
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Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?
See Chat oo Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you? Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52,…
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Naija Jokes : The wedding Speech, LOL!
Wedding speech frm girl to her in laws: “My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new house… Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines. Those who used to…
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Naija Jokes :Blender Runs
HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are…